Can I just call myself bad nick and get on with my life?

I'm having one of those days.  One of those days I feel like yelling to everyone.  SEE I"M SINGLE FOR GOOD REASON!  If I had a partner I'm sure they would be breathing too loud today.  The dogs are smart enough to stay out of my hair.  Unfortunately, it's a work day, and it's really busy.  Trying so hard not to get sarcastic with my callers.  My brain spends most of the shift saying...  REALLY??  No, Really!!  Think about what you are saying and call me back later when you've gotten a grip.  Brain cells seem few and far between today.  Gotta get back to work.  May be posting more later.